05 1 / 2019

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

(via ainokiseki)

05 1 / 2019

eroscestlavie:

Remember in Elementary where Sherlock goes to see his nemesis who’s currently under like house arrest and all she’s been doing with her free time is painting a giant portrait of Lucy Liu

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like…hard same 

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05 1 / 2019

standcrash:

darkharvest:

standcrash:

darkharvest:

standcrash:

darkharvest:

standcrash:

darkharvest:

standcrash:

darkharvest:

standcrash:

darkharvest:

standcrash:

darkharvest:

standcrash:

(doot) (doot) (doot) (doot)

can i have a peppermint?

you can have a peppermint!

OH!

that’s too hot for me!

bleh!

HEY!!

AAH!

I DONT LIKE THE PEPPERMINT!!

you dont like the peppermint..

NO.

it’s too spi-i-cy!!

well whyd you ask me for a mint?!?!

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when did the spiciness begin?!?!?

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is it all because of 

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(via puddles-of-pupcake)

05 1 / 2019

nixsrebellionoflies:

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

(via heyluthor)

05 1 / 2019

davidsduchovny:

Keira Knightley was SEVENTEEN in the first pirates of the caribbean movie and now she’s THIRTY and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. And by “exactly the same” I mean at seventeen she looked like she was in her mid twenties and possessed beauty and elegance too perfect for this world, like the physical manifestation of the word ethereal, and can anyone actually discern any sign of her aging in the last 13 years? has she honestly ever aged? will she ever? I’d say it’s witchcraft or aliens but I think the most reasonable explanation is that she’s Keira Knightley 

(Source: generalleia, via heyluthor)

05 1 / 2019

emoceanman:

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

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(via heyluthor)

05 1 / 2019

darya-the-bookworm:

I’m here to protect the Todd™

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03 1 / 2019

hoebutmadefashion:

WIG FLEW

(Source: twitter.com, via lenacorp)

03 1 / 2019

hoebutmadefashion:

WIG FLEW

(Source: twitter.com, via lenacorp)

03 1 / 2019

goopy-amethyst:

pochowek:

the reason twitter is better is because none of you ted talk motherfuckers get the post length to be stupid

Theres a whole thread on Twitter on why Cats are abusive

(via ukulelekatie)